..because I’d hate to finish on a downer.
1. The food
Facile, yes, but when you like curry as much as I do, and you’ve been in Japan for as long as I have, maybe you too will eat probably more than you really need to, even going so far as to order it in pretty shabby restaurants where it might not, ahem, digest as well as it might. The rice is something to behold too, at least for me for whom the chunky, sticky Japanese variety has become the norm, as opposed to the drier, lighter, more fragrant kind that complements those meats, vegetables and sauces so well, oh yeah…If I could do it all again, I’d probably also get through far more spicy samosas than I did, for it truly is the snack of kings…
2. The general standard of English
Used to seeing mangled forms of English on a daily basis while in Japan (“We can help with super OK happy get time” and so on…), it truly was a revelation to see signs and billboards written in simple, flawless English and to have conversations about politics, history, culture and people with any number of taxi drivers, waiters and hotel owners. It really is remarkable, and seriously highlights how far short Japan falls, for all the pressures to learn English exerted by its schools and various ministries.
Admittedly, there are more than a few major reasons for this discrepancy, not least Sri Lanka’s economic dependence on tourism and the fact that the Japanese never had to contend with the British marching into their country, pointing guns at them and demanding that they learn the lingo or else, but still. In what you could call a ‘developing country’ with something like a 93% literacy rate and two native languages, the quantity and quality of spoken English (not to mention German too) is pretty remarkable to say the least.
3. Tuk-tuks
Three-wheeled scooter/carriage hybrids also found in Thailand and India, tuk-tuk taxis are great. This holiday was my first chance at riding in one, followed by many more opportunites over the next couple of weeks, with every journey an unpredictable white-knuckle thrill ride. The fun begins before you even get in, with the complexities of the fare negotiation (“300 rupees,” “Come on, I went to the same place yesterday and paid 75. 100 rupees, final offer,” etc.), followed by the excitement and occasional moments of terror as the driver weaves you precariously through the dangerously unpredictable chaos of Sri Lanka’s lawless roads.
Clapped-out busses belch smoke in your face, two-lane traffic ceases to mean anything and souped-up rival tuk-tuks try and outdo each other in terms of reckless maneuvers. It’s quite a trip. Also of note are the considerably rarer, but extraordinary ‘cigarette ice cream van’ variety, selling all manner of dubiously acquired foreign tobacco brands, sweets, lighters and other bits and pieces, easily identified by bizarre horns and sirens, flashing lights and crazy modifications that make them look like something from a Terry Gilliam movie.
4. The people
When one makes claims of ‘the people’ of any country, they are always, of course, making the mistake of lumping everyone together when we all know that populations, by their very nature, exhibit a wide variety of differing behaviors and personalities. Of course, what such people actually mean is ‘I had no particularly bad experiences from anyone I met’, and aside from our shifty law-enforcement officer and a couple of surly waiters, this is what I found to be the case in the former Ceylon. Random men may well have accosted us and attempted to steer us towards certain shops and lead us on wild goose chases in Colombo’s markets, insistent touts may well have been quite forward in trying to get us taxis and accommodation when we required neither, but overall the smiles we got from strangers and the interactions we had with the various people we came into contact with were great.
When you consider how much damage the 2004 tsunami caused, how much controversy there is regarding unspent foreign aid and drastically reduced numbers of tourists, that by far the majority of people I met were friendly, courteous, polite and in no way outwardly bitterly resentful at us or the myriad problems that so many in the country have had to face (even before you factor in the whole simmering Tamil separatist conflict), it’s pretty humbling.
5. In their own ramshackle way, the trains
Wires in the ceiling where fans used to be attached, broken window shutters permanently yanked at 45 degree angles, ominous pools of liquid collected outside the on-board toilet, stations with no telephone and a manager with no idea as to when the next train will arrive, doors that are left open in transit and the law of the jungle when it comes to securing a precious seat are just some of the delights that await the user of Sri Lanka’s railways – JR it ain’t. It is an experience though, something I definitely can’t say about the Wakayama to Osaka service, with the less savoury aspects made up for by the on-board busking entertainment, food sellers, spectacular scenery to be seen outside and outlandishly cheap fares. At least as far as this condescending bourgeois middle-class traveler is concerned.
So if you’re reading this, go there – business isn’t exactly booming, the tourist industry needs reliably steady income as much as it needs ‘mislaid’ charity contributions, there’s loads to see and do, it’s cheap once you’re there and it’s another destination to chalk up on this marvelously diverse world we live in.