Bartender, Mine’s a Beckham

Yes, that rather noxious-looking drink you see up there is in fact a cocktail ordered in a Wakayama Shi izakaya (read: pub) going by the name of a ‘Beckham’. Why, Christ knows. In case you’re interested, it includes apple liqueur, vodka, calpis (pronounced ‘cow piss’, some kind of sweet milk thing they have over here) and another juice of some kind, possibly lemon.

Looking like a violent collision between a Snowball and some waste material from a DNA laboratory, it’s sweet enough to risk causing permanent damage to one’s taste buds. Think I’ll stick to the GNT’s, thanks…